Thursday, March 31, 2011

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Monday, March 28, 2011

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

Friday, March 25, 2011

People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure

Monday, March 21, 2011

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Friday, March 18, 2011

 "It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer." 

Thursday, March 10, 2011

 I know I screwed up, but I finally understand how to do this.

Friday, March 4, 2011

The simplest and best principle for life I have come across so far "Leave the place better than it was when you entered", but not the easiest.