Monday, February 28, 2011

It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

India is a rich country inhabited by poor people.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

"Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions."
1 brave man once told "Its not cheating unless u get caught", well here's my version "Its not cheating unless u get caught, even by yourself"

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. 

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Good judgement comes from experience, and that comes from bad judgements.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.