Friday, December 31, 2010

"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."

Monday, December 27, 2010

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

 "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but have we met?"

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Love never fails* 

*But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.