Friday, December 31, 2010

"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."

Monday, December 27, 2010

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

 "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but have we met?"

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Love never fails* 

*But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Hope I can say this some day without feeling it "if I still had my heart it would be breaking now"

Sunday, November 21, 2010

ಇಂದಿನ ಕೂಸೇ ನಾಳಿನ ಪೀಸು.
Happy b'day to the two ppl who had significantly influenced on my life very much and changed it to what it is today

may they be blessed if I'm not wrong

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Time n again I have been forced to realise that, I select the best or else the best selects me.If somethin might have happened to miss me,then it just proves it was not good for me atleast at that time.

Friday, November 19, 2010

We only see two things in a person
1) what we want to see
2)what they want to show

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Be careful while believing the person who has equal or more brains than you,bcoz u have a fair chance of being played

Monday, November 15, 2010

Learn to be comfortable in knowing half things.Ull be happy in life.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Don't u feel that Newton's 3rd law was redundant when he already had his second.

funny thing is we remember the 3rd and not the 2nd

Friday, November 12, 2010

I always knew how to break the system,but this time I wanna be more than that.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

The more the good things I put here the more they get copy pasted, So I'm cutting down on the input...

Monday, November 8, 2010

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. 

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Department of Redundancy Department 

Monday, October 25, 2010

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Think before you ask "what do you want?" to a person wearing a short which says "F_CK"

Friday, October 22, 2010

Well, sorry, but I can't think of any

 more sarcastic remarks

Thursday, October 21, 2010

I would rather start a family than finish one

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Dasa's Law of Burnt Fingers

Sunday, October 17, 2010

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

Friday, October 15, 2010

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Always try to be modest and be proud of it! 

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Two wrongs are only the beginning. 

Monday, October 11, 2010

ppl never repeat a dress in 6 months and think they are simple.huh.That doesn't even mean that the one who wears the same dress for 6 months is simple.U r in the wrong place.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

One of the reasons y ppl hold on to memories so tight is because memories are the only thing that dont change when every one else does.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. 

Friday, October 8, 2010

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed? 

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Naturally its afraid that in pursuing your dream you might lose everything you've won

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

My horoscope says 'Wilson Mizner says "the only sure thing about luck is that it will change", but in your case it is not true because you always have luck on your side'......
Darn....It never mentioned if it is 'good luck' or 'bad luck'.

Monday, October 4, 2010

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Saturday, October 2, 2010

hey!!! I heard that you work in R&D(Research & Development)....
yeah I do(Rob & Duplicate)....

Friday, October 1, 2010

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. 

Thursday, September 30, 2010

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. 

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Monday, September 27, 2010

To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" 

Friday, September 24, 2010

If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met everybody. 

Thursday, September 23, 2010

A teacher is 1 who makes himself progressively unnecessary... our teachers hav done a wonderful job...

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

I never spit in your drink; why do you smoke in my air?

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

The comic truth of life: We make them cry who care for us.. We cry for them who never care for us.. and we care for them who'll never cry for us..

Monday, September 20, 2010

Minimum love is FRIENDSHIP.
Maximum friendship is LOVE.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Only two kinds of ppl are there in this world...Those who deserve it and those who don't...

Friday, September 17, 2010

Those who do not remember the part are condemned to relive it.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Loneliness teaches us everything in this world except how to forget the PERSON who made us lonely.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

It's better to stay in a boy's grave than to stay in a girl's hair who couldn't understand his true love -Rose

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

When a very sweet n close person goes too far from us, we may say or not say but our heart surely says to their heart- U MADE ME ALONE. I MISS U.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Love after marriage lasts till death.
Love before lasts till marriage.
In both the cases the probability of exception is negligible.courtesy sms

Sunday, September 12, 2010

@ customs: I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Money can't buy happiness....
But somehow it is more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on the footpath.
I'm going for the FALL...I'm going to study the subject I hated the most...the subject in which I happened to get 19/100 (I too thought it was a joke when it was told to me)...Jus for 1 reason, which U may never get to know...

Friday, September 10, 2010

If something has not yet gone wrong then it wud ultimately been beneficial for it to go wrong.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Never unzip a zip without knowing affirmatively that U can zip it.(finally am changin my bag)

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

I want to change my life from being subject of jealousy to object of jealousy.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

The beauty of sleeping in ur field under the cool shade & looking at the sky covered with clouds whip appear to be the materpieces is jus AWESOME.

Monday, September 6, 2010

I may never be good enuf for some1 but I'l be the best for them who deserves me

Sunday, September 5, 2010

I live in INDIA, and my watch is two and half hours fast, I can't fix it, so I'm moving to Taiwan. 

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai koi kisise mil jata hai to koi kisise bichad jata hai, jise hum mangte hai apni dua me wo kisiko bina mange mil jata hai

Friday, September 3, 2010

I miss STARS, STARS think I'm serious but m joking.
I miss MOON, MOON think I'm serious but m joking.

I miss U, U think I'm joking but m serious.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Always be tolerant with ppl who don't agree with u, they have a perfect right to their ridiculous opinions.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

No joke wud sound laughable once u have heard it already...
Y does the same pain hurts more than once, when v have cried for it already

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Sweetest part in life is to carry all the memories in life,
Toughest part is to stay away for too long time from the people who r behind those memories

Monday, August 30, 2010

Expecting the world to treat u fairly bcoz u r a good person is like expecting a lion not to eat u bcoz u r a vegetarian

Sunday, August 29, 2010

A person who irritates u always is the ONE who loves U very much but fails to express it -Tom n Jerry

Saturday, August 28, 2010

If ever a day comes when u find a better fren than ME, just remember that what I gave u is best of what I have & what I'm 2 u is the best I can be

Friday, August 27, 2010

It hurts when u need just a piece of love n there is nobody 2 giv it....
It hurts even more when u hav an ocean of love n ur loved one is not there to recieve it

Thursday, August 26, 2010

When I lost U,I luvd U more but between the 2 of us U lost more bcoz I can luv other the way I luvd U, but ul never be luvd the way I used 2...

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

It hurts me when u talk to someone else and not to me...
It hurts more when someone else makes u smile and I can't

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

U used 2 say U can't c me cryin....So I jus wanna ask U, did U close ur eyes while breaking my heart?

Monday, August 23, 2010

u know what.....I don care*
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Friday, August 20, 2010

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Monday, August 16, 2010

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

I am not a non-vegetarian because I love animals,and more than that I love the PETA gals.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Friday, August 13, 2010

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

Monday, August 9, 2010

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy. 

Sunday, August 8, 2010

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car/bike for a couple of days.

Friday, August 6, 2010

I crossed my fingers and prayed after so long...and it has 100% success rate till today...
Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway. 

Thursday, August 5, 2010

I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

He had been working hard, 24 / 7 - 24 hours a week, 7 months a year. 

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Ask to see my tattoo of a rose, but don't ask outside. I'm constantly bothered by bees.

Monday, August 2, 2010

The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?" I said, "I don't know. You can't see out the other way."

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Was it a rich or a smart person who said: "Money can't buy happiness."?

Friday, July 30, 2010

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Brilliant r those, unlike dumb ppl who don hav backup b4 breakup

Thursday, July 29, 2010

I hate it when ppl lie to me,but I hate it REAL BAD when I couldn't make out that they were lying

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

I have a map of the world... it's actual size.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

I asked God, "Why do we fall in love and get into relationships when we know that it'll end sooner or later?"

God told me he would get back to me on that. But then he turned around and said, "First tell me why you live your life even though you know you're going to die sooner or later...?

Monday, July 26, 2010

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

I used to think it is about becoming somethin*,But it is all about being something...

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Key to success in life is very very simple....Get up one time more than u r knocked down...
life hurts, feelings fade, u want everything 2 stay the same..bit ppl change, n sometimes all u can do is hold ur head up high, blink the tears away n say "OHH DUST"

Friday, July 23, 2010

How come night falls but day breaks?

Thursday, July 22, 2010

The best things in life aren't things

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Once u lose everythin ull even lose the fear of losing somethin.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Don't fall for anyone in life, until they r ready to catch u

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Deepest luv is d biggest sorrow in this world. never luv a person more than ur life bcoz it'l hurt wen u realize that ur luv was not their life

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Dreams are jus to dream.....(to be continued)

Friday, July 16, 2010

CARS are there for me to take and not to make I guess...

Always remember money isnt everything; but make sure you have made a lot of it before talking such nonsense-Biggest pirate of the silicon valley

Thursday, July 15, 2010

I don't hate u for not loving me anymore but I hate myself for still loving you

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

u taught me how to love,how to laugh,how to cry, but b4 leavin u didn teach me how to forget...

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Fed up with the same sentence lingering in my mind again and again from many many months....
"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons"