Sunday, December 4, 2011

2 principles of my life(in the same order):
1) Earn it like you are going to spend it.
2) Spend it like you have earned it.

Monday, November 14, 2011

"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Too fast to live,
Too young to die.

Friday, September 23, 2011

I love Playing video games with my younger brother.I always beat him......... when I lose.

Monday, September 12, 2011

“In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.”

Sunday, September 11, 2011

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

Monday, September 5, 2011

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Friday, September 2, 2011

After 200 quotes

Nobody should hit .200. Anybody should hit .250.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

“Nobody gets justice. People only get good luck or bad luck.”

Monday, August 29, 2011

I can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

You've done so much boot-licking you could be going down with cherry blossom poisoning.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

“I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.”

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The end of the world could be just the break we're looking for! 

Monday, August 22, 2011

 "It's better to know you've lost than not to know you've won."

Sunday, August 21, 2011

 Men have a different way of noticing hair and appearance... which is not noticing

Friday, August 19, 2011

you should never assume, because when you "assume" you make an ass out of u and me
You don't have to say anything, I just look at your life now and work backwards.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

 'I'm a quitterI come from a long line of quittersIt's amazing I'm here at all.'

Monday, August 15, 2011

"I heard the streets were paved with gold. When I got here, I found out three things: first, the streets weren't paved with gold; second, they weren't paved at all; and third, I was expected to pave them." -about US

Sunday, August 14, 2011

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

Friday, August 12, 2011

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Growing old is inevitable, Growing up is optional.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Any betrayal you can see is trivial. What is truly fearsome, is the betrayal that you don't see.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Always walk on the wrong side of the Road.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

It is a fool's pregorative to utter truths that no one else will speak

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Harry Potter Is Naruto With Glasses

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Early to bed-early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and no time for sex

Saturday, June 11, 2011

It's revenge, really. I mean, and that's not a criticism,'cause I'm all about revenge.I mean, revenge can be very productive.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

A place is only as good as the people you know in it.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Everyone's like the rest,that's why they are rest.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Saturday, April 16, 2011

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

you may have created my past and screwed up my present but you have no control over my future

-some say its about vtu

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Monday, March 28, 2011

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

Friday, March 25, 2011

People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure

Monday, March 21, 2011

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Friday, March 18, 2011

 "It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer." 

Thursday, March 10, 2011

 I know I screwed up, but I finally understand how to do this.

Friday, March 4, 2011

The simplest and best principle for life I have come across so far "Leave the place better than it was when you entered", but not the easiest.

Monday, February 28, 2011

It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

India is a rich country inhabited by poor people.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

"Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions."
1 brave man once told "Its not cheating unless u get caught", well here's my version "Its not cheating unless u get caught, even by yourself"

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. 

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Good judgement comes from experience, and that comes from bad judgements.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

when I just have 3 coins left in my pocket and no notes, and when all the 5 shares I have invested in right now are in loss,I am still ok with it, because I take it to my Head and not to my Heart.Now you get the point.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be”

Saturday, January 15, 2011

You are not just born into but you are made into

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

Friday, January 7, 2011

“You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future”

Thursday, January 6, 2011

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Everyone in this world is self -centered.. it's just the radius that differs

Silver lining in the dark cloud

"You're all alone, you're penniless
and you have no prospects.

Short of contracting a flesh-eating disease,
things couldn't possibly get any worse.
You've hit rock bottom.
You have nowhere to go but up."

"You know what?

YES, you are right,

I have stared into the abyss...

...and I'm still here.

 I've had my heart shattered
and then shattered again...

...and I'm still here.

I've taken every piece of crap
that life could throw at me...

...and I'm still here."