It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

India is a rich country inhabited by poor people.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

"Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions."

1 brave man once told "Its not cheating unless u get caught", well here's my version "Its not cheating unless u get caught, even by yourself"

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. 

He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Good judgement comes from experience, and that comes from bad judgements.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.