“Nobody gets justice. People only get good luck or bad luck.”

I can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

You've done so much boot-licking you could be going down with cherry blossom poisoning.

“I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.”

The end of the world could be just the break we're looking for! 

 "It's better to know you've lost than not to know you've won."

 Men have a different way of noticing hair and appearance... which is not noticing

you should never assume, because when you "assume" you make an ass out of u and me

You don't have to say anything, I just look at your life now and work backwards.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

 'I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.'

"I heard the streets were paved with gold. When I got here, I found out three things: first, the streets weren't paved with gold; second, they weren't paved at all; and third, I was expected to pave them." -about US

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

Growing old is inevitable, Growing up is optional.

Any betrayal you can see is trivial. What is truly fearsome, is the betrayal that you don't see.

Always walk on the wrong side of the Road.