Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

 "It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer." 

 I know I screwed up, but I finally understand how to do this.

The simplest and best principle for life I have come across so far "Leave the place better than it was when you entered", but not the easiest.