2 principles of my life(in the same order):
1) Earn it like you are going to spend it.
2) Spend it like you have earned it.

"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp

Breakfast is for wimps.

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”

Too fast to live,
Too young to die.

I love Playing video games with my younger brother.I always beat him......... when I lose.

“In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.”

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

After 200 quotes

Nobody should hit .200. Anybody should hit .250.

“Nobody gets justice. People only get good luck or bad luck.”

I can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

You've done so much boot-licking you could be going down with cherry blossom poisoning.

“I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.”

The end of the world could be just the break we're looking for! 

 "It's better to know you've lost than not to know you've won."

 Men have a different way of noticing hair and appearance... which is not noticing

you should never assume, because when you "assume" you make an ass out of u and me

You don't have to say anything, I just look at your life now and work backwards.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

 'I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.'

"I heard the streets were paved with gold. When I got here, I found out three things: first, the streets weren't paved with gold; second, they weren't paved at all; and third, I was expected to pave them." -about US

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

Growing old is inevitable, Growing up is optional.

Any betrayal you can see is trivial. What is truly fearsome, is the betrayal that you don't see.

Always walk on the wrong side of the Road.

It is a fool's pregorative to utter truths that no one else will speak

Harry Potter Is Naruto With Glasses

Early to bed-early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and no time for sex

It's revenge, really. I mean, and that's not a criticism,'cause I'm all about revenge.I mean, revenge can be very productive.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.

A place is only as good as the people you know in it.

Everyone's like the rest,that's why they are rest.

I am the main character of my life

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

you may have created my past and screwed up my present but you have no control over my future




-some say its about vtu

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

 "It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer." 

 I know I screwed up, but I finally understand how to do this.

The simplest and best principle for life I have come across so far "Leave the place better than it was when you entered", but not the easiest.

It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

India is a rich country inhabited by poor people.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

"Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions."

1 brave man once told "Its not cheating unless u get caught", well here's my version "Its not cheating unless u get caught, even by yourself"

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. 

He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Good judgement comes from experience, and that comes from bad judgements.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

when I just have 3 coins left in my pocket and no notes, and when all the 5 shares I have invested in right now are in loss,I am still ok with it, because I take it to my Head and not to my Heart.Now you get the point.

“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be”

You are not just born into but you are made into

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

“You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future”

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Everyone in this world is self -centered.. it's just the radius that differs

Silver lining in the dark cloud

"You're all alone, you're penniless
and you have no prospects.


Short of contracting a flesh-eating disease,
things couldn't possibly get any worse.
You've hit rock bottom.
You have nowhere to go but up."




"You know what?


YES, you are right,


I have stared into the abyss...


...and I'm still here.


 I've had my heart shattered
and then shattered again...


...and I'm still here.


I've taken every piece of crap
that life could throw at me...


...and I'm still here."