"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

 "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but have we met?"

Love never fails* 

*But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.