Hell is full of good intentions
The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums
Department of Redundancy Department
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone.
Think before you ask "what do you want?" to a person wearing a short which says "F_CK"
Well, sorry, but I can't think of any
more sarcastic remarks
I would rather start a family than finish one
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Dasa's Law of Burnt Fingers
It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
ppl never repeat a dress in 6 months and think they are simple.huh.That doesn't even mean that the one who wears the same dress for 6 months is simple.U r in the wrong place.
One of the reasons y ppl hold on to memories so tight is because memories are the only thing that dont change when every one else does.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?
Naturally its afraid that in pursuing your dream you might lose everything you've won
Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery. Stalking is.
SOLO.......SOOOO LOW......
My horoscope says 'Wilson Mizner says "the only sure thing about luck is that it will change", but in your case it is not true because you always have luck on your side'......
Darn....It never mentioned if it is 'good luck' or 'bad luck'.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Drilling for oil is boring.
hey!!! I heard that you work in R&D(Research & Development)....
yeah I do(Rob & Duplicate)....
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
