Sweetest part in life is to carry all the memories in life,
But
Toughest part is to stay away for too long time from the people who r behind those memories

Expecting the world to treat u fairly bcoz u r a good person is like expecting a lion not to eat u bcoz u r a vegetarian

A person who irritates u always is the ONE who loves U very much but fails to express it -Tom n Jerry

If ever a day comes when u find a better fren than ME, just remember that what I gave u is best of what I have & what I'm 2 u is the best I can be

It hurts when u need just a piece of love n there is nobody 2 giv it....
It hurts even more when u hav an ocean of love n ur loved one is not there to recieve it

When I lost U,I luvd U more but between the 2 of us U lost more bcoz I can luv other the way I luvd U, but ul never be luvd the way I used 2...

It hurts me when u talk to someone else and not to me...
It hurts more when someone else makes u smile and I can't

U used 2 say U can't c me cryin....So I jus wanna ask U, did U close ur eyes while breaking my heart?

u know what.....I don care*

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

I am not a non-vegetarian because I love animals,and more than that I love the PETA gals.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy. 

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car/bike for a couple of days.

I crossed my fingers and prayed after so long...and it has 100% success rate till today...

Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway. 

I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

He had been working hard, 24 / 7 - 24 hours a week, 7 months a year. 

Ask to see my tattoo of a rose, but don't ask outside. I'm constantly bothered by bees.

The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?" I said, "I don't know. You can't see out the other way."

Was it a rich or a smart person who said: "Money can't buy happiness."?