“Nobody gets justice. People only get good luck or bad luck.”

I can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

You've done so much boot-licking you could be going down with cherry blossom poisoning.

“I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.”

The end of the world could be just the break we're looking for! 

 "It's better to know you've lost than not to know you've won."

 Men have a different way of noticing hair and appearance... which is not noticing