Thursday, October 28, 2010

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Department of Redundancy Department 

Monday, October 25, 2010

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone.


Sunday, October 24, 2010

Think before you ask "what do you want?" to a person wearing a short which says "F_CK"

Friday, October 22, 2010

Well, sorry, but I can't think of any

 more sarcastic remarks

Thursday, October 21, 2010

I would rather start a family than finish one

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Dasa's Law of Burnt Fingers

Sunday, October 17, 2010

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

Friday, October 15, 2010

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Always try to be modest and be proud of it! 

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Two wrongs are only the beginning. 

Monday, October 11, 2010

ppl never repeat a dress in 6 months and think they are simple.huh.That doesn't even mean that the one who wears the same dress for 6 months is simple.U r in the wrong place.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

One of the reasons y ppl hold on to memories so tight is because memories are the only thing that dont change when every one else does.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. 

Friday, October 8, 2010

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed? 

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Naturally its afraid that in pursuing your dream you might lose everything you've won

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

My horoscope says 'Wilson Mizner says "the only sure thing about luck is that it will change", but in your case it is not true because you always have luck on your side'......
Darn....It never mentioned if it is 'good luck' or 'bad luck'.

Monday, October 4, 2010

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Saturday, October 2, 2010

hey!!! I heard that you work in R&D(Research & Development)....
yeah I do(Rob & Duplicate)....

Friday, October 1, 2010

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.