The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. 

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.

Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" 

If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met everybody. 

A teacher is 1 who makes himself progressively unnecessary... our teachers hav done a wonderful job...

I never spit in your drink; why do you smoke in my air?

The comic truth of life: We make them cry who care for us.. We cry for them who never care for us.. and we care for them who'll never cry for us..

Minimum love is FRIENDSHIP.
Maximum friendship is LOVE.

Only two kinds of ppl are there in this world...Those who deserve it and those who don't...

Those who do not remember the part are condemned to relive it.

Loneliness teaches us everything in this world except how to forget the PERSON who made us lonely.

It's better to stay in a boy's grave than to stay in a girl's hair who couldn't understand his true love -Rose

When a very sweet n close person goes too far from us, we may say or not say but our heart surely says to their heart- U MADE ME ALONE. I MISS U.

Love after marriage lasts till death.
Love before lasts till marriage.
In both the cases the probability of exception is negligible.courtesy sms

@ customs: I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Money can't buy happiness....
But somehow it is more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on the footpath.

I'm going for the FALL...I'm going to study the subject I hated the most...the subject in which I happened to get 19/100 (I too thought it was a joke when it was told to me)...Jus for 1 reason, which U may never get to know...

If something has not yet gone wrong then it wud ultimately been beneficial for it to go wrong.

Never unzip a zip without knowing affirmatively that U can zip it.(finally am changin my bag)

I want to change my life from being subject of jealousy to object of jealousy.

The beauty of sleeping in ur field under the cool shade & looking at the sky covered with clouds whip appear to be the materpieces is jus AWESOME.

I may never be good enuf for some1 but I'l be the best for them who deserves me

I live in INDIA, and my watch is two and half hours fast, I can't fix it, so I'm moving to Taiwan. 

Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai koi kisise mil jata hai to koi kisise bichad jata hai, jise hum mangte hai apni dua me wo kisiko bina mange mil jata hai

I miss STARS, STARS think I'm serious but m joking.
I miss MOON, MOON think I'm serious but m joking.

I miss U, U think I'm joking but m serious.

Always be tolerant with ppl who don't agree with u, they have a perfect right to their ridiculous opinions.

No joke wud sound laughable once u have heard it already...
But,
Y does the same pain hurts more than once, when v have cried for it already